Post by Joker on Jan 17, 2013 12:44:06 GMT -5
NAME: The Joker
CODENAME: The Joker.
AGE: Old enough to remember when good comedy didn't involve crude humor, swearing and redneck jokes.
GENDER: Male
ALLIANCE: The Injustice League
HEIGHT: 6' 0"
WEIGHT: 170 lbs.
FAMILY: I had a wife...she was pregnant...or did we already have kids? Maybe a poodle? Would a poodle count as family?
OTHER CHARACTERS: Mr. Punchline
APPEARANCE: Tall, thin man while pale white skin, blood red lips and hair permanently colored green that cracks a deeply unsettling smile. Obsessed with Batman, Robin, and anyone associated.
PERSONALITY: According to the Joker he's got quite a few, but most people describe him as being a horrible fellow that takes enjoyment out of others' suffering. The Joker does things on a whim, without taking into consideration ethics or morality, and he dismisses the fact that people bother to follow rules as mere folly.
POWERS: The Joker has no powers. However, he is a master of unlocking, knife fighting, and uses a variety of gadgets and tricks from up his sleeve, sometimes literally. He can be taken out with one punch due to being relatively fragile, but on some cases has proven to be a formidable opponent in combat, even against the Dark Knight himself.
HISTORY: The Joker has no recorded history, having suggested a prior life as a failed comedian, a mobster, and a family man. He makes them all up, and the only history that can be accounted for his is long standing one as arch nemesis of the Dark Knight.
ROLE-PLAYING SAMPLE:
the Joker was having the time of his life tonight.
Though he didn't really plan on doing anything as even he needs an off night. But then inspiration struck him as he walked down the street. A cop was busy giving this bimbo a speeding ticket, and he left his car unattended.
Then the thought came to him: When did he ever ride in the front of one of these things?
So with some quick action the Joker entered the car and drove off with it, sounding the sirens and laughing madly as he did. It was petty but every now and then one must enjoy the simple things in life.
He was driving like a madman down the wrong side of the street, honking the horn as oncoming cars swerved out of the way. "What's wrong with you animals? Can't you see the sirens? I got an emergency here!!! I'm all out of donuts. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
It was then that he spotted an all to familiar black car behind him. "Ahhh...so you're here Batsy? Wanna play cops and robbers huh? That's fine. But you better play fair, I'm playing the cop after all. No fair trying to arrest me." This was going to be fun.